Poems

These are some interesting poems that caught my attention

Embarrassing

My zipper is broken
There's bound to be joking
and normally I wouldn’t care
But today's the day
I am sorry to say
I forgot to put on my underwear

Did that ever happened to you?

The Thinker

I came here, To shit and stink.
But all I do, is sit and think.

And here I sit, broken hearted.
Couldn't shit, but only farted.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink.
Often I come here to scratch my balls,
and read all the bullshits on the walls.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
becoz some bastard stole the toilet paper.
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
or shall I be forced to use my finger.

This is my favourite poem of all!

My Boss

Dear God, I beg you to give me the wisdom to understand my boss,

Give me the love to forgive him

Give me the patience to understand his actions

But dear God, please don't present me strength.

Because if you give me strength,

I will break his skull!!

Well above isn't exactly a poem, just a funny article. Would you pray for God to handle your boss? I wouldn't, because thanks to her, I've been surfing the net the WHOLE day since I came into work today. She told me that there's nothing that I can do at the moment, and hopefully the internet will keep me company until she finds me some stuff to do. She even let me off from tomorrow onwards, and only returning to work on the 7th of Feb for my Chinese New Year break, because she's on leave till then. How great is that? *wink*

I've read countless blogs today, all linked from 1 blog to another. From innocent 16year old girl's blog, to college rantings, to a couple's love and affection for each other, the comfort and warmth of a family's life and above all, sex blogs, or rather 18sx blogs, whichever you would call them. Some were even blocked from my network's authorization because it contains pornography. LOL. I tried to minimise my readings on those 18sx blogs because I wouldn't want my colleague or boss to just walk over and peek, "Oo Daren, watcha reading?". Worst I wouldn't want the IT Dept. guys to come to me and asking "Erm Daren, you have been surfing these particular xxx sites and its not appropriate etc etc..." Darn.

Sms'ed her to see if she's free for lunch when my mum handed me the car keys because she had a lunch appointment, but no reply. Guess she's prolly busy. Then my cousin called and said he's finishing an interview with the GM, through video conferencing apparently. Off to Ampang Yong Tau Foo we went. The damn restaurant was closing for Chinese New Year, so the choice of selection was limited. When we were there, all that is left was brinjal, lady's finger, fishballs, fried dumplings and rolls. Imagine having almost 30pieces of that for just the 2 of us. They don't even have tau foos and the customer before us had the last order of vegetables. Geeez. Should've went for chicken rice instead =.=

I've visited almost every site there is for me to visit today. Even JetLi.com =.= Then I came across

Today's Forecast:
Building a new friendship takes time. Don't get frustrated by cancellations.
Friendster's forecast for me today. Coincidence? hmmm. Then I realised. I can't even get an appointment made, how should I be frustrated by cancellations? And should I be more frustrated that there isn't any appointment to be cancelled? I dunno, but I'll keep trying, and try to counter it in fact. My remaining days in KL before I return to Bris is also making it harder for me. But I keep telling myself, only through hardship will you better appreciate it. Right? Maybe I'm bluffing myself. I'm still trying to get the appointment a couple of Tuesdays from now. I hate to even think about it. But I can't because I dowana be intercepted and lose my chance. But then again, once I think about it, I'll eventually imagine how will it be if the appointment is set, what am I gonna do, how will it turn out. And it will never, NEVER, not ONCE in my life that it will turn out the way I imagined/dreamed/planned. In general, since I was young, in whichever situation, I can plan what to do, what to say, how to react if certain obstruction appears, what are my backups, etc etc. In the end it will never turn out that way. That's why I always have the 'anything lar' mentality. It is just how my mind works. It is also why I always come up with spontaneous decision makings. Planned decision making never worked for me. There are always screw ups. But that's just me. Maybe that part of me will change in the future. Who knows?

I still have Kien's words hovering in my mind. "Seriously, If she is more interested in her television program rather than going out with you, get over it and look for another. She's just not interested! Why waste your time? There are in fact so many other fishes in the water!" He said that after hearing my conversation on the phone one day, which was on loudspeaker. But I can't help it. I'm only interested in that fish! There are certain things that you'll want to say, but ain't appropriate because of the timing/situation/relationship/position that you're in, at least not yet, until the condition changes to your favour. There will also be things you'll wanna say, but if said in the wrong moment will clearly defeats the purpose of you saying it, which is almost similar to the point above. And there will even be the time when you wanna say something, but won't get a chance to do it and once the only chance to say it is gone, it will be left unsaid, maybe even forever.